@TheOnion Also familiarize yourself with rules about when and where pelicans can be sodomized.
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@KristenLVL@TheOnion hahahahahahah those are perfect tips for this spring break



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@KristenLVL can't wait!!!!!
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@TheOnion: TIP: Avoid confrontations with police by researching local laws concerning eating seagullsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no, that's only a law at Disney World. Get the facts right guys.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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