“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for staying safe on spring break: http://onion.com/1ERbWJ2 pic.twitter.com/HpFDmdLzg6”
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“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for staying safe on spring break: http://onion.com/1ERbWJ2 pic.twitter.com/HpFDmdLzg6”
@jmillybabay_ @TheOnion I thought that was U
@_jrothy 
nah my boobs aren't that big
“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for staying safe on spring break: http://onion.com/1ERbWJ2 pic.twitter.com/5UX9qvVLeW” such a good read!!!!!!
"Above all, try to keep in mind the simple rule that you’re a worthless leech draining society’s resources." Never change, @TheOnion.
“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for staying safe on spring break: http://onion.com/1ERbWJ2 pic.twitter.com/ltuUM9iiNi” @MissKat19 pls take note 
“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for staying safe on spring break: http://onion.com/1ERbWJ2 pic.twitter.com/hPyvzA0P3R” @colinwelker
@colinwelker haha right?! What about the one about me? Haha I died when I saw my name in there
“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for staying safe on spring break: http://onion.com/1ERbWJ2 pic.twitter.com/YfLtnkw0Fp”@nhurd9 @schlensk @Petes317
“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for staying safe on spring break: http://onion.com/1ERbWJ2 pic.twitter.com/WSTPfwk9GS” God bless
@TheOnion do not act like a fool and do not think u are superman and jump of tJe balcony
“@TheOnion: Here are some tips for staying safe on spring break: http://onion.com/1ERbWJ2 pic.twitter.com/N4JuanSWP0” @jochapstick here u go
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