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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Mar 2015

    Study: 15% Of Boston Toddlers Drink Coffee http://onion.com/1EQUk07  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/WJkwslz7tM

    7:53 AM - 10 Mar 2015
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    • valyn kirkpatrick Dr.ShrimpPuertoRico #LoveTastyCoffee rocío a. úngaro me_irl Tanya Grueneberger Virtual Lori Alec Foltz Foodie Louie
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      2. kim‏ @kimnzim 10 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Study: 15% Of Boston Toddlers Drink Coffee http://onion.com/1EQUk07  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/dJvgowdRzM” @Robyeezus

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      1. James May‏ @jmm3rs 10 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Study: 15% Of Boston Toddlers Drink Coffee http://onion.com/1EQUk07  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/CoT4hOhAyI” @CHARL3TTE

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      1. JustMe‏ @MsRobinson306 10 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion no joke #mykidslovecoffee

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      1. Brian Martin‏ @bjmartin210 10 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion This is shameful. I did the responsible thing and waited until my daughter's third birthday to give her coffee.

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      1. K4CID‏ @LtcrothBill 10 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion. I thought is was Guinness

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      1. Laura Woodworth‏ @laura_woodworth 10 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @RichardWalsh00 Haha "How else are they supposed to function on only 12 hours of sleep?"

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      1. Bob Conklin‏ @rbconklin1 10 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Actually I think it's adults are kids incapable of making their own decisions.

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      1. Ecks Enn‏ @Ecks_Enn 10 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion now if we could only get those same people out to vote....

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      1. Philosopher King (beta version)‏ @signalborder 10 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion True. They have a barista at my kid's pre-school.

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      1. deWethouder‏ @deWethouder 10 Mar 2015
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        @sprso “@TheOnion: Study: 15% Of Boston Toddlers Drink Coffee http://onion.com/1EQUk07  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/Zivm24vV5M”

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      1. Dwin Johnsel‏ @impublicnow 10 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion lololol

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 10 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion 25% have a tramp stamp, and over 50% use the F-word regularly.

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      2. Semantics‏ @semanticsscoop 10 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @Joby_77_ I think drinking coffee is ridiculous!

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      3. Puke Skywaffle‏ @Joby_77_ 10 Mar 2015
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        “@semanticsscoop: @TheOnion @Joby_77_ I think drinking coffee is ridiculous!”But kids should be able to drink it if they choose!Freeeeedom!!

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      4. Semantics‏ @semanticsscoop 10 Mar 2015
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        @Joby_77_ @TheOnion So they should also be able to drive then? How about pilot a plane you're on? As long as they choose FREEEEEEEDOM!

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      5. Puke Skywaffle‏ @Joby_77_ 10 Mar 2015
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        @semanticsscoop @TheOnion I'm actually on a train, not a plane...but yes, FREEEDOM (only for white babies though!)

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      6. Semantics‏ @semanticsscoop 10 Mar 2015
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        @Joby_77_ @TheOnion Check out your driver then….

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      7. Puke Skywaffle‏ @Joby_77_ 10 Mar 2015
        Replying to @semanticsscoop

        “@semanticsscoop: @Joby_77_ @TheOnion Check out your driver then….” I think it's a Siberian husky...maybe PETA needs to be notified

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      8. Semantics‏ @semanticsscoop 10 Mar 2015
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        @Joby_77_ @TheOnion Don't get them involved you'll be on a billboard nude...

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      9. Puke Skywaffle‏ @Joby_77_ 10 Mar 2015
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        “@semanticsscoop: @Joby_77_ @TheOnion Don't get them involved you'll be on a billboard nude...” Holding a naked baby drinking coffee...

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