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@KateeForbis @TheOnion Hahaha. I swear I’ll never get over that.
“@TheOnion: Departing Employee Not Quite Important Enough For Send-Off http://onion.com/185mIyP pic.twitter.com/ydc3OgoFDk”@kylegabriele7
@TheOnion No Sendoff. No party for non essential personnel.
@TheOnion I know the feeling well. 31 years at the same place for me.....no goodbye at all.
@TheOnion Awwwe, poor guy.
“@TheOnion: Departing Employee Not Quite Important Enough For Send-Off http://onion.com/185mIyP pic.twitter.com/BUo8lLPg2E”Dustin "Apple" boy?
@TheOnion Too real guys lol.
This would be me: "@TheOnion: Departing Employee Not Quite Important Enough For Send-Off http://onion.com/185mIyP pic.twitter.com/GvQcI4aObM”
“@TheOnion: Departing Employee Not Quite Important Enough For Send-Off http://onion.com/185mIyP pic.twitter.com/rI9vRVlSko” // Story of my life!!
“@TheOnion: Departing Employee Not Quite Important Enough For Send-Off http://onion.com/185mIyP pic.twitter.com/cHZsyq76Bd”I know how he feels!
@TheOnion this is too common that it's not funny. Well, it is funny. I spent 7 years at a company, left on good terms, but it meant nothing.
“@TheOnion: Departing Employee Not Quite Important Enough For Send-Off http://onion.com/185mIyP pic.twitter.com/4HXA5Fi20O” @JustinMBoyette
@TheOnion If I've been given this 5 year plaque, I better damn well get an Outback lunch.
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