Bound in human flesh,
Inked in human blood,
The Macronomicon
RT @TheOnionhttp://onion.com/185g6Ak
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@TheOnion@der_bluthund Satire i know, but obsessed Apple fans would still buy it, probably sight unseen#AppleHype -
@paulrogers002@TheOnion actually, if Apple DID do a demonic looking macbook mod I probably would sell a kidney to buy it -
@der_bluthund@TheOnion It would match their demonically-designed interface then..#AppleHype
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@TheOnion It's very Cronenbergish! I might have bought one just to feed it drugs and abuse it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That looks like the detailed crabby patty that Spongebob and Mr. Krabs gave to the health inspectorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think if anything that's an understatement.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Interim Apple Chief Under Fire After Unveiling Grotesque New MacBook http://onion.com/185g6Ak pic.twitter.com/cUc54KC46M” lolll
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@TheOnion Hey give it a chance. It's not like it could be more dysfunctional than an iPad.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion was kinda hoping this was camo.@camcaversThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I lost it at that CD slotThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JefferyRyanLong that's a horrifyingly disgusting description.
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@TheOnion @NotAdamDemaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion New take on a pizza?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is it made from people, plants, animals or all 3?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Go home,@AppIeOfflciaI, you're drunk.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @FaronFox is this the laptop cthulhu uses -
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@theonion@danieleran this looks like one of Samsung's clone attempts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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