@TheOnion I'm definitely holding out for the Apple underwear..
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@TheOnion: "I need as many devices as possible to be directly in contact with my flesh." http://onion.com/1aXV7Bx#AppleLive” So trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "I need as many devices as possible to be directly in contact with my flesh." Need that, but want this:pic.twitter.com/Gi5QToMEzb
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@TheOnion Tell em to shove an iPhone up their arseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@wolfieraps "@TheOnion: "I need as many devices as possible to be directly in contact with my flesh." http://onion.com/1aXV7Bx#AppleLive”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Apple cod piece coming soonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's from Genesis, right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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