“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch features adjustable ticking volume | More Features: http://onion.com/1AaMmtt pic.twitter.com/I2bpQfDI6h” @BrenArt
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“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch features adjustable ticking volume | More Features: http://onion.com/1AaMmtt pic.twitter.com/I2bpQfDI6h” @BrenArt
@TheOnion It just might, though -- the iPhone camera comes with a fake shutter sound, so why shouldn't the watch fake-tick?
@TheOnion Tee hee.. I read 'tickling'. Can we have tickling volume pleeaase!
@TheOnion lol hilarious and true. I don't care though - take my money. 
“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch features adjustable ticking volume | More Features: http://onion.com/1AaMmtt pic.twitter.com/Z1IjM56Oh7”
"@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch features adjustable ticking volume | More Features: http://onion.com/1AaMmtt pic.twitter.com/WLN8gEyZ90"
@TheOnion Atomic count-down clock, available in 250 ascetically pleasing versions, accurately depicts, to the ms, the time of obsolescence.
@TheOnion how much
@TheOnion I know a 4 yr old who would love to take pictures of his wrist. When I let him use my phone, he took a picture of his feet.
“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch features adjustable ticking volume | More Features: http://onion.com/1AaMmtt pic.twitter.com/zJdN2t2kK2”
@TheOnion I hear it has an alarm.
@TheOnion I didn't think about it's need to be charged -- that's probably a valid concern considering a sleep with my watch on!
“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch features adjustable ticking volume | More Features: http://onion.com/1AaMmtt pic.twitter.com/PDEZ476WRS” hahaha
@TheOnion Someone somewhere actually wants that feature
“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch features adjustable ticking volume | More Features: http://onion.com/1AaMmtt pic.twitter.com/cU6JsTj5SN”
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