RT @TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time. http://onion.com/1AaMmtt pic.twitter.com/1c2eoTrixH /@rwang0
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RT @TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time. http://onion.com/1AaMmtt pic.twitter.com/1c2eoTrixH /@rwang0
Siri, I would like to swing on a star. RT @TheOnion: New Apple Watch allows wearers to start & stop the flow of timehttp://onion.com/1AaMmtt
@TheOnion @mamecastle 10,000 $$$ NO KIDDING.
Hahaha! RT @TheOnion The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of timehttp://onion.com/1AaMmtt
@TheOnion Proof that Steve is really gone - a horrible design - ridiculous price and a ludicrous price for a "gold mix" case for the girls!
@TheOnion it's so boring
“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time http://onion.com/1AaMmtt pic.twitter.com/PYFo52Wohs”gotta get it
@TheOnion @PeteIskandar when was the old one?
Lol RT @TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time http://onion.com/1AaMmtt pic.twitter.com/q6UD9wvFMn
@TheOnion that's only on the $500,000 Apple Watch Edition XL Premium
@TheOnion @eatsleepwebcom AHH the Jesus watch.Jesus watch because thats what you yell when you hear how much the gold version is..10K? JESUS
“@TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time http://onion.com/1AaMmtt ”@IkechiAnya 
@TheOnion seems dangerous.
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