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Breaking news @cnnbrk 

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@TheOnion that picture is absolutely brilliantThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion excellent and accurate use of probability cones, A+Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Finally, applied science to the rescueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I dunno guys. Families are still suffering.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Might as well, we've looked everywhere else.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion are you seriously suggesting that the malaysian airline time traveled?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahah that's so fucked upThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yes, because the aliens were involvedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so they are saying the flight will never be foundThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion man are our faces going to be red when we find out that this was the plane from LOSTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Brilliant!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion CNN Breaking NewsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just wild the batteries only last 30-60 days...why not make em bigger?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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