“@TheOnion: TIP: Cut car accidents out of your routine as much as possible http://onion.com/1C053pP pic.twitter.com/jfZvHOxPd4” @_BowFlex11_
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“@TheOnion: TIP: Cut car accidents out of your routine as much as possible http://onion.com/1C053pP pic.twitter.com/jfZvHOxPd4” @_BowFlex11_
“@TheOnion: TIP: Cut car accidents out of your routine as much as possible http://onion.com/1C053pP pic.twitter.com/4fNZ0MZU31” @NicoleRockey
“@TheOnion: TIP: Cut car accidents out of your routine as much as possible http://onion.com/1C053pP pic.twitter.com/wqQnbciCC7”
@icbc “@TheOnion: TIP: Cut car accidents out of your routine as much as possible http://onion.com/1C053pP pic.twitter.com/H6MAIbWq7A”
Definitely a good tip @WilMcQueen ;) ^ks
“@TheOnion: TIP: Cut car accidents out of your routine as much as possible http://onion.com/1C053pP pic.twitter.com/YFdIh4nhYb”
@TheOnion I was run over as a child and it hasn't happened again. So maybe get in early with it like a chickenpox party.
@TheOnion this is so important.
@TheOnion psssh. You call that "living"?
@tobypinder @TheOnion ehrm well as somehow who's totalled two of their first cars in an 8 month span, yeeeah
@TheOnion -Tall people live longer.
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