RT @TheOnion: Report: Middle East Quickly Running Out Of Land For Violence To Spill Over To http://onion.com/1E2ovjw pic.twitter.com/wPD4ZukgYn
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RT @TheOnion: Report: Middle East Quickly Running Out Of Land For Violence To Spill Over To http://onion.com/1E2ovjw pic.twitter.com/wPD4ZukgYn
@TheOnion isnt this why we're going to mars?


“@TheOnion: Middle East Quickly Running Out Of Land Area For Violence To Spill Over To http://onion.com/1E2ovjw pic.twitter.com/fpopRTrmgH”
@TheOnion @MartinTheSpur
IS should expand into China, it's only next door.
@Chirpygeezer @TheOnion Plenty of space there for more wanton violence.
@MartinTheSpur @TheOnion
Their sorry arses would get a severe slapping if they tried that one on.
@TheOnion @jasian12345 eau contraire ... queue Boko Haram in Africa! this is getting to be one messed up boogy!
@TheOnion you post this one once every 6 months #hirethecat
@TheOnion @markmackinnon where is georgia???russia?
@TheOnion @Matthops82 They've left out Turkey and Libya; they're next on the list.
@TheOnion @knope1847
@TheOnion Aren't there some tiny islands in the Arabian Sea left?
@TheOnion This headline is so awful but ichuckled.
@TheOnion @mtt1927 shouldn't Libya be on the list or haven't we colonised them? Twice? 
@DaiReid100 @TheOnion could be classed as North Africa? #technicality !
@mtt1927 @TheOnion agree. Technically whole world
#sleepercells @thingsifcknhate
@TheOnion
Quietly Moved to PHOENIX,ARIZONA in? or Did they just hack and impose on PHOENIX,ARIZONA Business and Event Time Line in 2005.
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