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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Mar 2015

    11% of respondents said, "No, but I don’t think he’ll put a lot of effort into destroying it.” http://onion.com/1BWY9lc pic.twitter.com/M8zYLQi8iV

    7:45 AM - 7 Mar 2015
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      2. jeff depoe‏ @1PhillyFlyers 7 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion LMAO..Why is this even a discussion?..the question is DO YOU!!

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      3. jeff depoe‏ @1PhillyFlyers 7 Mar 2015
        Replying to @1PhillyFlyers

        @TheOnion I Fought Did you?pic.twitter.com/wBBjQOVl9W

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      1. BrandiNeelyPressley‏ @KindNKinky 12 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion he's garbage! OBAMA LOVES AMERICA LIKE OJ LOVED NICOLE! Birth name: Barry Soetoro Born: Indonesia No dual citizenship RADICAL

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      1. Mr Kizmo‏ @MrKizmo 7 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I think he loves America but thinks Belize is kinda cute

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      1. Stanley Blanchard‏ @mite72 7 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @drmom47 Muslim Obuma hates this Country he puts his left hand over his rite side & hes destroying this USA little by little SUCKS

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      2. jeff depoe‏ @1PhillyFlyers 7 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Went from 11% unemployment to 5.5%..the dow was at an all time low 6k.now its above 18..WTF do you think!!!

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      1. James Morrow‏ @JamesNrcg 7 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion No

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      1. Eric Winer‏ @TheWeeklyWiner 7 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Obama's love of country? Obama didn't question Giuliani's love of family even tho Rudy's 1st wife was his 2nd cousin once-removed.

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      1. Tha Vin‏ @VinArchitext 7 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion what is the sample size?

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      1. WiRiKuTa sKy‏ @wirikutasky 7 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion No he hates it but that is the change he always spoke about

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      1. Patty Novo‏ @Pattynovo 7 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion He can't destroy it anyway with the gridlock in congress. Let's work together!

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      1. David Wade‏ @LODaveWade 7 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Yes, I heard about it on the news same as Pres. Obama.

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      1. Martin Ayala‏ @MartinEltig66 7 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion saved our ass and still gets crap.. btw hows that Republican majority working out...

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      1. thelupe24‏ @bigpapalupe 7 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion what a tool

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      1. Delroy Mosley‏ @mosleyd42 7 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion l think president OBama love his Country". It's never good to pour new wine into old barrels..

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      1. Em Elle‏ @minhule 7 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion wasn't this an actual discussion on @CNN ?

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