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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Mar 2015

    Pope Francis Recalls Starting Out At Some Real Shithole Churches http://onion.com/18XGWeY pic.twitter.com/jXPc8Ykfnc

    10:56 AM - 6 Mar 2015
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      2. Dave Hyde‏Verified account @davehydesports 6 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Because he's really Neil Rogers RT "@TheOnion Pope Francis Recalls Starting Out At Some Real Shithole Churches http://onion.com/18XGWeY "

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      1. Michael J. O'Loughlin‏Verified account @MikeOLoughlin 6 Mar 2015
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        RT "@TheOnion: Pope Francis Recalls Starting Out At Some Real Shithole Churches http://onion.com/18XGWeY  pic.twitter.com/SHqpA6AryW”

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      1. 'AWESOME NASA & COOKIE SHILL'‏ @rmbctious 6 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @fredric_wertham The struggle is real! LOL

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      1. Ryley Ewy‏ @ryleyewy 6 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Pope Francis Recalls Starting Out At Some Real Shithole Churches http://onion.com/18XGWeY  pic.twitter.com/wzSJ9YG8i7” @OwenToepfer

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      1. Yeet Haw‏ @SADdisoncrane 6 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @Nosferatuswench

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      1. Declan Joseph‏ @TheRealDeclanJo 6 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Winning the Conference North with St Matthews really put him on the map.

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      1. Sachi Mohanty‏ @sachi_bbsr 6 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Who? Me?

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      1. max‏ @linenbonsai 6 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Pope Francis Recalls Starting Out At Some Real Shithole Churches http://onion.com/18XGWeY  pic.twitter.com/h0rrSyKdAu”@Tea__money

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      1. Ray.is.old‏ @RayBarrington 6 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I saw him. Used to do Jay-Z stuff, "I got 99 problems but a bishop ain't one."

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      1. Bahamarman‏ @bahamarman 6 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion no different then any other business ,,,,, need to work your way up.

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      1. Dean Moriarty  🇺🇸‏ @never_find_it 6 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I first read this as some "shithole" churches were starting 'recall' petitions, which is probably close to actually happening.

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      1. Norman Dong‏ @EarthPlannr 6 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Those sh*thole churches still around. Some refer to themselves as real parishes who routinely ask for money while discriminating.

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      1. .‏ @PresAlohaBitch 6 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Pope Francis Recalls Starting Out At Some Real Shithole Churches http://onion.com/18XGWeY  pic.twitter.com/Nkrk6MaPbB”aren't they all

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      1. Naif Bartlett‏ @MizsterB 6 Mar 2015
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        Mf finna grind while y'all asleep #whoup RT@TheOnion Pope Francis Recalls Starting Out At Some Real Shithole Churcheshttp://onion.com/18XGWeY 

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      1. Thomas Almirall‏ @DRUMR48 6 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion He looks uncomfortable & ridiculous in that getup on a gilded throne. Now his tour includes private jets, security, & popemobiles.

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      1. Robert Xavier‏ @RXFrench 6 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Pope Francis Recalls Starting Out At Some Real Shithole Churches http://onion.com/18XGWeY  pic.twitter.com/oZaJHdcvUE” 😂

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      1. AstridRobot76‏ @AstridKitten76 6 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Punk rock lifer Pope? Now the Patti Smith-love makes sense.

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      1. Tyler Olson‏ @TylerOlson1791 6 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @M_sKhalifa17 More Pope for ya

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