@TheOnion The sad bit is, the story's actually true.
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@TheOnion Get some coffee while you are at it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Martyred by Mexican food ???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion going to Applebee's makes me think " why does God let bad meals happen to good people?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion shit, that's why he went there in the first place. No one goes to AppleBees without the thought of a lawsuit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ha! Gotta love the Onion!
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