@TheOnion Hands should be washed for at least 20 seconds in warm soap and water. Five seconds, hmph.
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@johnnyowatson@TheOnion just 5 seconds. I lather up soap for at least 20 seconds and rinse off for another 20 just because I'm eating. -
@johnnyowatson I figured this was a tweet for me.
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@TheOnion: Guy Washing Hands Full 5 SeCs Like He’s Going Into Surgery http://onion.com/1ERy4n4 pic.twitter.com/mVFus9ngQx”
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@TheOnion: Guy Washing Hands For Full 5 Seconds Like He’s Going Into Surgery http://onion.com/1ERy4n4 pic.twitter.com/BXByCwUPw0”
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@TheOnion gets me
RT: Guy Washing Hands For Full 5 Seconds Like He’s Going Into Surgery http://onion.com/1ERy4n4 pic.twitter.com/YZbRuOowfa”
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@TheOnion Good for himThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion touch your pee pee and got to wash your pee pee and handsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion do this when others in the bathroom to peer preassure them to wash longer tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is that Louis Theroux?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He`s not doing my appendix, is he? Just askin`.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion:Guy Washing Hands For Full 5 Seconds Like He’s Going Into Surgery http://onion.com/1ERy4n4 pic.twitter.com/xNqnake7yK”@GiordanoKristyn
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@TheOnion Good ideaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion shame on you for not knowing this and making fun of this guy. He'll b the last one laughing when u get the flu and he is well.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hands need to be washed for 20 seconds to get rid of most of the bacteria on them. Even toddlers in my class adhere to this rule.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion probably didn't even take a poop either...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe he just wants to feel importantThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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