@mmorowitz you? RT @TheOnion: New Gym Member Lingers By Free Weights For Several Seconds B4 Returning To Ellipticalhttp://onion.com/1ERy0DN
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@breckdaddy I only schvitz and flirt with milfs at the juice bar. -
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@jmorowitz@breckdaddy muggles I want to friend
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@TheOnion: New Gym Member Lingers By Free Weights 4 Several Seconds b4 Returning 2 Elliptical Machine http://onion.com/1ERy0DN "@c_kuchen LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ha! Been there.
#justdoit RT@TheOnion New Gym Member Lingers By Free Weights...Returns To Elliptical Machinehttp://onion.com/1ERy0DNThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's the best you could come up with?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Gym owners baffled: Customer buys a membership, is in the gym actually using it" -
@ShamisOMally@TheOnion that's not nearly as good srry man
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@jacktweets55@TheOnion Really? Tell me how many ppl actually USE their gym memberships?
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@TheOnion I don't believe this. One must at least pick up a dumbbell, hesitate & put back down before swaggering off.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wow S0 meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: New Gym Member Lingers By Free Weights For Several Seconds Before Returning To Elliptical MachineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol I totally did that!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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