“@TheOnion: “Unfortunately, installing new zip-lines between major cities seems to be our elected officials’ lowest priority." #txsenate2k15
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@TheOnion what's up with that@tomhucker@jamie_raskin@Willcsmithjr@DavidMoon2014Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I LITERALLY TALK ABOUT THIS 24/7!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@billjolly22 “@TheOnion: “Unfortunately, installing new zip-lines between major cities seems to be our elected officials’ lowest priority.” -
@jcwinton Congress could certainly get out of the teens in approval rating with some zip line legislation. -
@billjolly22 if you ever run for office, there's your platform.
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@TheOnion#supertrain is going to sort this out.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: installing new zip-lines between major cities seems to be our elected officials’ lowest priority. http://onion.com/1ERx1n8 ” >=[]Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@CarleyBasler@TheOnion we were so ahead of the times!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion dang itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Adding to the frustration is the recent legislation adding a 5% zip-tax on all aerial rope slides exceeding 200 feet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just shared your tweet on my@RebelMouse http://rbl.ms/1oxogm8Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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