@TheOnion Mayor Bill DeBlasio announced the city will now institute Sharia law and beheadings will commence next week. #IslamIsTerrorism
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@TheOnion i guess they should give students jewish holy days off school as well. And Buddhist... and Hindu.#WhereWillItEnd?#AtheistThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why not just keep it to the basic 4? Like#Sweden.#Winterbreak#Springbreak#Summerbreak#Fallbreak#SeparateState&ReligionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Mr_Sam_Brown Browny's been looking for something to get over(erected) for - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion when Macys does a window display then it's a holiday.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not your best workThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How convenient! Should non Muslim "infidels" be wary of attending class on those days? Jews were falsely accused of MIA on 9/11.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That should happen tho. Cuz I am also a Muslim. Wish they could do that in NC.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Are they going to be forced to go out and face the east, kneel and pray also???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion IM LAUGHING THIS IS UNINTENTIONALLY TOO TRUThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion .And overreact they will.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion I'm about to stop followin. The news ducksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: NYC To Give Students Muslim Holy Days Off From School http://onion.com/1DQywO8#WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/729S5ubxaL”
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@TheOnion You've clearly never been to France...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol @ 'DIY Jewelry Instructor'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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