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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Mar 2015

    Courageous Man Overcomes Woman’s Body Language To Continue Hitting On Her http://onion.com/1aNerBn pic.twitter.com/LIGpVgEqfa

    9:40 AM - 5 Mar 2015
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    • radicaltyler kendry molina ☁️ 🏳️‍🌈 Brian DiBello Mary Robinson kayle, is it finch or fischer Yaz Cansino.✨ vivi Miss Mulligan
    42 replies 1,330 retweets 1,785 likes
      1. Patrick Smith‏Verified account @pksmid 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey it's @WreckaFlames! RT @TheOnion: Courageous Man Overcomes Woman’s Body Language To Continue Hitting On Herpic.twitter.com/RcTWafsyqY

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      2. Fernando Claussen‏ @fclaussen 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @edenthecat Feels like harassment to me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Badger‏ @SuperBlueBadger 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @fclaussen

        @fclaussen @TheOnion @edenthecatpic.twitter.com/o6OG1RCjFA

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Fernando Claussen‏ @fclaussen 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @SuperBlueBadger

        @SuperBlueBadger @TheOnion @edenthecat I don't think joking about women being harassed is funny. I'm sorry but it's simply not cool.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Badger‏ @SuperBlueBadger 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @fclaussen

        @fclaussen @TheOnion @edenthecat Well, that's a common happening with satire, sometimes the purpose isn't exactly to be funny.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Badger‏ @SuperBlueBadger 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @SuperBlueBadger

        @fclaussen @TheOnion @edenthecat In it's own way it's raising awareness of this unacceptable behavior and that it's still very real.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Fernando Claussen‏ @fclaussen 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @SuperBlueBadger

        @SuperBlueBadger @TheOnion @edenthecat Hmm.. I guess you might be right.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Badger‏ @SuperBlueBadger 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @fclaussen

        @fclaussen @TheOnion @edenthecat Yeah, sometimes satire is there to evoke a response and also make it easier to swallow shitty things.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Widow Speak‏ @alchaeology 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @SuperBlueBadger

        @SuperBlueBadger @fclaussen @TheOnion @edenthecat This has happened to me more times than I can count and it's a relief to see it parodied

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. J. Brass‏ @Ambrose_Spike 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Courageous Man Overcomes Woman’s Body Language To Continue Hitting On Her http://onion.com/1aNerBn  pic.twitter.com/oTqPNgVaZZ @MasePino

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      1. Tarynn Law‏ @tarynnjanine 5 Mar 2015
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        Too real "@TheOnion: Courageous Man Overcomes Woman’s Body Language To Continue Hitting On Her http://onion.com/1aNerBn pic.twitter.com/Cf2odjUAQl

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      1. justin b. here,‏ @eeeadamo 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Courageous Man Overcomes Woman’s Body Language To Continue Hitting On Her http://onion.com/1aNerBn  pic.twitter.com/wWIXHYb72c” LOL BYE

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      1. Craig Faanes‏ @RiceLake1969 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Where would we be without the Onion digging into the belly of important societal issues like this? I'm remain in awe. Good job

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      2. Jeff Swanson‏ @ThatDoorman 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @katiathemick CC: @TheDebauchee @ArtOfThePlayboy

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      3. The Gareth Jones‏ @TheDebauchee 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @ThatDoorman

        Why's it always gotta be like this for me :( “@ThatDoorman: @TheOnion @katiathemick CC: @TheDebauchee @ArtOfThePlayboy”

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      5. spooky katia  👻‏ @katiathemick 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @AventusPro

        @AventusPro @TheDebauchee @ThatDoorman @ArtOfThePlayboy that sounds like me, yes

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      6. Jeff Swanson‏ @ThatDoorman 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @katiathemick

        @katiathemick @AventusPro @TheDebauchee @ArtOfThePlayboy Well there ya go.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. spooky katia  👻‏ @katiathemick 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @ThatDoorman

        @ThatDoorman @AventusPro @TheDebauchee @ArtOfThePlayboy that's why you gotta get the batteries at Costco

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      8. Art Of The Playboy‏ @ArtOfThePlayboy 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @katiathemick

        I'll be here if anyone wants quality over quantity. “@katiathemick: @ThatDoorman @AventusPro @TheDebauchee"

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Jeff Swanson‏ @ThatDoorman 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @ArtOfThePlayboy

        @ArtOfThePlayboy @katiathemick @AventusPro @TheDebauchee That's my boy.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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