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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Mar 2015

    Archaeologists Uncover Greek Amphitheater Where First Prick Saved Seats http://onion.com/1wIFk3j pic.twitter.com/Mw7xQHiwEY

    6:31 PM - 4 Mar 2015
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      1. Meghan DeCarlo‏ @mdecarlo262 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @CoachDeCarlo

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      1. Ben Brent‏ @BrentOutOfPlace 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @DavidBSiegel

        @TheDavidSiegel @TheOnion I wear gloves and he should be too but hopefully It will be:)

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      1. RJ  ⚡️liva‏ @boltgirl 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @dckath

        @dckath My biggest takeaway after 20 years in archaeology is that people have always been assholes. Perfect!

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      1. Bob Lock‏ @Bob_Lock 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @StartPublishing Had to be a German tourist :P

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      1. Logical Mongoose‏ @gavinswick 5 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion oh, oh, excuse me. Yeah, these two, those three, and this one is taken. Yes, this one. No, I don't know about those three, sorry.

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      1. Erin Kelly‏ @cisneros_mrs 4 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnionhttp://teespring.com/deserving-massage …

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      2. Beth Herpel‏ @Bethezdas 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion is that Adam Sandler?

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      3. Beth Herpel‏ @Bethezdas 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @Bethezdas

        @TheOnion #smallphoneprobs

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      1. Samsher‏ @DeRealChoco7 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Ha no life scrubs...

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      1. Marcus Mausisa‏ @Redman231990cul 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Who can do drug deals with thos eskinny bastards. They are so frivolous. Bastard [jews]. They don't know jews, they don't know j--

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      1. Marcus Mausisa‏ @Redman231990cul 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion And smuggled the first of Iboga where it became Schedule 0 illegal.

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      1. Rich Visotcky‏ @RichVisotcky 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Did they find the baseball cap also? "RT Archaeologists Uncover Greek Amphitheater Where First Prick Saved Seats"

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      1. thomas matsumura‏ @thomasmats89 4 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @memCVdoc

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      1. Steff Perry‏ @gaelicsnp 4 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Lol! So funny.

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      2. Amy T. F.‏ @tazkitty 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @wheatgrower right?? “@TheOnion: Archaeologists Uncover Greek Amphitheater Where First Prick Saved Seats http://onion.com/1wIFk3j "

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      3. Amy‏ @wheatgrower 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @tazkitty

        @tazkitty Ha. That is sooooooo true. Love it.

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      1. Waspnest Videos‏ @WaspnestV 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Uncover Greek Amphitheater Where First Prick Saved Seats http://onion.com/1wIFk3j  pic.twitter.com/fTPu9nGKY7” damn him >=[]

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