@TheOnion I AM SO OFFENDEDpic.twitter.com/9beYWduzpx
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@laurenalexg @TheOnion Did someone get a Happy Meal? That looks good!
@ColeyEmde @TheOnion It was a Happy Meal, to me. Oh, soooo happy.
Coincidental timing?? “@TheOnion: Fast Food Customers Less Appealing Than In Commercial http://onion.com/1wIFyHB pic.twitter.com/3Y6rOew0Ca”
@TheOnion @MacCocktail same as the food...
@TheOnion By the way, Who eats Fast Food?
@TheOnion whenever I see a woman in a Carl's Jr ad bite into sandwich, I lol & smdh.
There's one where she chews once .01 sec b4 swipe
@PlankySmith @TheOnion I like how the crunch sound is actually made by twisting a chunk of tasteless white cabbage
@TheOnion It's always a 15 yr old gurl, the pervs can pretend there eating a 15 year innocent little darling with a stud in her nose.
@TheOnion it's always some retouched 15 year old gurl. that's how they get the REAL MEAN to eat those pervs pretend their eating innocence
@TheOnion As a model and background actor, I thought it was right to put my work together http://youtu.be/jqWodCdQAJ0
#SexyBurgers
@TheOnion In a related story, women at candy store buying premium chocolate candy not as thin and attractive as advertised, orgasming less
@TheOnion Nailed it.
@TheOnion She's a World Class hot dog stuffing model
“@TheOnion: Fast Food Customers Less Appealing Than In Commercial http://onion.com/1wIFyHB pic.twitter.com/E84CyW12Q9” SHIT
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