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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Mar 2015

    Newlywed Couple Looks So Deeply In Debt http://onion.com/1ElfEdS pic.twitter.com/bqIMT0mHYy

    8:10 AM - 4 Mar 2015
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    18 replies 225 retweets 348 likes
      1. Ruben Martinez Jr.‏ @rubencodes 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        TOO REAL RT @TheOnion: Newlywed Couple Looks So Deeply In Debthttp://onion.com/1ElfEdS 

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 4 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion It is most apparent in the pictures from their three week honeymoon in Tahiti.

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      1. Salman Husain‏ @salmanfishing 4 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Till #debt do us part.

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      1. Brad C‏ @CongoGram 4 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Newlywed Couple Looks So Deeply In Debt http://onion.com/1ElfEdS  pic.twitter.com/q32zLS9ra3” @econted good timing, onion

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      1. that's, AUNT BEEZy 2 you, sis (ger)‏ @bnkgrl 3 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @ohdearashbee rofl

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      1. Chris Otto‏ @chrisotto12 4 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Newlywed Couple Looks So Deeply In Debt http://onion.com/1ElfEdS  pic.twitter.com/bfak5TxCVF” @Nitcholl Sorry but this will be us

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      2. KT 🌙‏ @kaitydo 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @richcastle66 lmao this is what I was talking about this morning. everyone resents their husbands and wives. just be in love.

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      3. Rich Castillo‏ @richcastle66 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @kaitydo

        .@kaitydo lmao I think this was more pointed towards the phenomenon of having an extravagant wedding before being financially ready for SHIT

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      4. KT 🌙‏ @kaitydo 4 Mar 2015
        Replying to @richcastle66

        @richcastle66 yeah, but it's all the same thing. it just leads to people resenting each other bc they're broke

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      1. Mike Allen‏ @mikeallen1979 4 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Newlywed Couple Looks So Deeply In Debt http://onion.com/1ElfEdS  pic.twitter.com/hMq0V9DdVw” @DaveRamsey sounds about right...

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      1. Norman Dong‏ @EarthPlannr 4 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Not sure how one can tell this from a photo. College education & weddings both expensive. The latter can be simpler.

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      1. a m‏ @acmilne 4 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Newlywed Couple Looks So Deeply In Debt http://onion.com/1ElfEdS  pic.twitter.com/bQDBaOb1MF” @TheFunkilicious

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      1. Steph Thresher‏ @StephThresher 4 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Newlywed Couple Looks So Deeply In Debt http://onion.com/1ElfEdS  pic.twitter.com/vWnWAAi44l” @EricDrozd

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      1. Alex Haigh?‏ @owlhix 4 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Newlywed Couple Looks So Deeply In Debt http://onion.com/1ElfEdS  pic.twitter.com/6MvMz4tnGn” 😂😂😂

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      1. Malesela Mothiba III‏ @Salimela 4 Mar 2015
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        When you see the groom (in pic) “@TheOnion: Newlywed Couple Looks So Deeply In Debt http://onion.com/1ElfEdS  pic.twitter.com/6Z133n3J4t”

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      1. isabae‏ @fruit_player 4 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Newlywed Couple Looks So Deeply In Debt http://onion.com/1ElfEdS  pic.twitter.com/ZzIR0jf0Ql” @ people who marry right out of college

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      1. DertyHarry‏ @charliecalley63 4 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion no doubt about it!!!!/their smile fake/poor people/just like me

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      1. molly paris‏ @ijustwantramen 4 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Newlywed Couple Looks So Deeply In Debt http://onion.com/1ElfEdS  pic.twitter.com/SCSx5nJ9LH”@theelaurenparis lol #behappyitaintus #yet

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