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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Mar 2015

    DEA Warns Allowing Medical Marijuana May Lead To Stoned Rabbits http://onion.com/1BRzNcP  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/hwTvI1iKYn

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      1. OSTPA‏ @OSTPA1 6 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @RegulateRI too funny

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      1. Quilltimate Infestation‏ @quillypen 3 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion attn @Trevrawwr

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      1. Ethan Brazeau‏ @ohgreatbearded1 3 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion who says that is a bad thing. doped up bugs bunny would be funny!

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      1. Ondrew‏ @iOndrew 9 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @WeedFeed DEA sux from its roots!!! 💩 Anybody who think like normal ppl knows the facts about this SAFEST&EFFECTIVE medicine! 🌿🙌

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      1.  🔮Blessed Be 💫‏ @BiancaIndigo 7 Mar 2015
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        MT @TheOnion: DEA Warns Allowing Medical #Marijuana May Lead To Stoned Rabbits http://onion.com/1BRzNcP  #WhatDoYouThinkpic.twitter.com/GTMmDUH1Z8

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      1. Jake Witmer‏ @Jake_Witmer 6 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @WeedFeed This perfectly captures the abject stupidity of the American public on all issues other than one's narrow specialization

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      1. Dana Weber‏ @DanaCarlson18 4 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Yeah, stoned rabbits!!

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      1. Dan‏ @ltdanno360 4 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @r3pwn @RedEyeFNC haha yes i just seen that silly report

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      1. RBollinger‏ @rbollinger73 4 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion bunnies are kinda twitchy and high strung. They run out in front of cars, maybe now they'll just chill and be like'grass is soft

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      1. mememe!‏ @iztoospicyj 3 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Man who stands on toilet...high on pot. #Parenthood

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      1. Dorothy Samel‏ @DorothySamel 3 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: DEA Warns Allowing Medical Marijuana May Lead To Stoned Rabbits http://onion.com/1BRzNcP  #WhatDoYouThink? WTF??

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      1. Starman‏ @michaelstack10 3 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Right on, my rabbit buddy!

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      1. PhilosopherPhysician‏ @DrRAyofLight 3 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Lets see. The US privatized their prisons, so this legalization of marijuana is against their ROI..GOoD this is the world i have.

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      1. Rukshana Hassanali‏ @rukshana_h 3 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @oompt The man makes a good point. Rabbit been flexin on that green, yo.

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      1. Amy Harris‏ @AmyWrightArt 3 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion:DEA Warns Medical Marijuana May Lead To Stoned Rabbits http://onion.com/1BRzNcP  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/UdGqf6mgNp” #drugslive

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      1. Joe Hinkle‏ @joe_hinkle 3 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion just gonna say.... @BadRabbits

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      1. Shlomo 'Halloween Name' List‏ @LimeHatGuy 3 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion So a "Toma-a-a-a-a-co" type problem, huh?

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