@TheOnion They are currently considering some time-shares in North Korea.
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@TheOnion let's not forget, we have the rest of Africa. Plenty of room left!#plentytobelieveinThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you forget? Libya; Chad; Sudan; Somalia; Kashmir; Armenia; Ukraine; Nigeria; Mauritania; Western Sahara; N Kurdistan & falang gongThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Middle East Quickly Running Out Of Land Area For Violence...http://onion.com/1zEP9dj pic.twitter.com/3ItLYStsFy”@PhillipSmyth
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@rosson241983@TheOnion Lol, brilliant. So violent.
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@TheOnion That's why they want to come over here, lots of vacant land in the middle of the country.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Amazing that one tiny colony could have so much evil influence! Rivers of blood, courtesy of Apartheid Israel!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion More true than funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The message from PM --be strong and resolute. Stand together. Face the future together. God Bless Israel and the U.S.@netanyahuThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#MiddleEast Quickly Running Out Of Land Area For Violence To Spill Over To http://onion.com/1zEP9dj pic.twitter.com/rA7mX8V1KN truth!
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@TheOnion I think as a last resort we can place rafts in the Mediterranean and other seas and let violence spill out there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Much welcome levity, thank you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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