@TheOnion lol
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@TheOnion So you r saying that next weeks Virgos can expect to be in an incident where they go blind & loose their legs? That's morbid

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I never tire of these! Haha “
@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 3, 2015 http://onion.com/1zEDwTB pic.twitter.com/PxmN0MeCDy”
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Crazy accurate horoscope: “
@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 3, 2015 http://onion.com/1zEDwTB pic.twitter.com/e9C9lKstDf”
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“@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of March 3, 2015 http://onion.com/1zEDwTB pic.twitter.com/7gQfbZZH5T”
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@TheOnion Yep, it's spot on.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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