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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Mar 2015

    Netanyahu Assures Critics He Still Has Utmost Respect For U.S. Money http://onion.com/1FPlimY pic.twitter.com/3t6HDxSCpb

    7:30 PM - 2 Mar 2015
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      2. TruthJustTruth‏ @Conservvalues 2 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion lovely antisemitism Onion. Not funny.

        7 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Soylent_Green_1973‏ @Tobin_Maker 2 Mar 2015
        Replying to @Conservvalues

        @Conservvalues @TheOnion It's almost as if one can't comment on the billions in aid to Israel without you crying "anti-Semitism!" Almost.

        1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
      4. TruthJustTruth‏ @Conservvalues 2 Mar 2015
        Replying to @Tobin_Maker

        @Tobin_Maker @TheOnion almost like you're not aware of the vile stereotypes of Jews as money hungry which this piece brought to mind.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. CHARLES ORD‏ @charlescubfan 2 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion #ANTISEMITES

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      2. Cletus the Slack-jawed Yōkai‏ @PrototypeCube 2 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion the US gives about $3 billion a year to a country with a GDP of ~$300 billion, that's what this is about

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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      1. my wife left me‏ @dickpaysrent420 2 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion lol @ all the salty ass replies

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      1. Ismat Sarah Mangla‏Verified account @ismat 2 Mar 2015
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        Hope @TheOnion never dies: Netanyahu Assures Critics He Still Has Utmost Respect For US Money http://onion.com/1FPlimY pic.twitter.com/M81ZQLZ6cT

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      1. (((Crobama)))‏ @Crobama 2 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Yeah, you're gonna catch some shit for this one.

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      1. Bastiat von Mises‏ @BastiatvonMises 2 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion nice stereotyping, assholes

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      1. georgia quill‏ @GeorgiaQuill 4 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @CathyanneFerree HOW MUCH DID HE ASK FOR THIS TIME AFTER HE INSULTED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE GUESS HE THINKS WE ARE STUPID

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      1. Jbaby56‏ @jbaby56 3 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @fredric_wertham Baloney, if hid did respect PBO, he would have backed the hell off of this divisive, ill begotten meeting! Sap

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      1. Scotty Bell‏ @SkottyBell 2 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @Rich_Whiteman

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      1. Bronco Bob‏ @BroncoBob360 2 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Why is the Onion's racism tolerated?

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      2. Delila‏ @SabraSabra1 3 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @JMRPoulin Except that money is not at all what his speech was about. Perhaps @TheOnion has comprehension problems.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jean-Marc Poulin‏ @JMRPoulin 3 Mar 2015
        Replying to @SabraSabra1

        @SabraSabra1 I believe it's called satire. @TheOnion

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      4. Delila‏ @SabraSabra1 3 Mar 2015
        Replying to @JMRPoulin

        @JMRPoulin @TheOnion I was (unsuccessfully) trying to use sarcasm :)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. south_going_zax‏ @south_going_zax 2 Mar 2015
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        @jasons6 @TheOnion it is funny you twit

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