@TheOnion the sad part is that some will believe this lol
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@TheOnion: Report: Only 40% Of Celebrities End Up Marrying Their Stalkers http://onion.com/1vUUHVN pic.twitter.com/wQVjVHR8sS”@Roxanne_Mckee
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@TheOnion that's good news for me, you'll be mine sooner or later@feliciadayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Only 40% Of Celebrities End Up Marrying Their Stalkers" so you're saying there's a chance?!?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MiraSorvino only 40? Oh that's a relief!#scaryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 40% is shamefully low, America. We need a "No Stalker Left Behind" law passed now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so you're saying there's a chance?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In 2014, only 20% of celebrities were actually celebrities.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So you're saying there's a chance.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Only 40% Of Celebrities End Up Marrying Their Stalkers http://onion.com/1vUUHVN pic.twitter.com/9Q18XrdLk7” 2 funny!
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@TheOnion: Report: Only 40% Of Celebrities End Up Marrying Their Stalkers http://onion.com/1vUUHVN pic.twitter.com/1ud8s74VkI” There's a chance
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so ryan gosling and i have a chance! RT
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@TheOnion creepy.
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