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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Feb 2015

    Top Story: Death Row Inmate Dies Of Natural Causes 3 Days Into Execution http://onion.com/1AUELSc pic.twitter.com/sv4BgpCCwt

    4:00 PM - 28 Feb 2015
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      1. wheatas‏ @wheatas 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion not really that funny is it?

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      1. wavyshirtguy‏ @wavyshirtguy 1 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion onion, you just harshed my vibe bro.

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      1. Jermaine Thomas‏ @JermaineThoma18 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion awesome

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      1.  🎸Wayne Harrison 🎸‏ @wayneh0813 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Should've gone with the head ripping off machine instead. A little messier, but 100% successful. Cleanup in death chamber 4.

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      1. Suzan Douglass‏ @AlexiatheHermit 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion This wins teh internets 2 day #bringbacktheguillotine

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      1. mel hart‏ @MelEHart 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @RobertBCohen they were talking about this injection not working straight away

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      1. Amy Le-Milliere-Tinney‏ @amymlmt 28 Feb 2015
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        RT @TheOnion: Top Story: Death Row Inmate Dies Of Natural Causes 3 Days Into Execution http://onion.com/1AUELSc pic.twitter.com/Ki8vIi40Cs

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      1. bill blake‏ @notmegoofy 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Some people deserves to die a slow death..you know like the victim

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      1. Erin M Barlow‏ @ErinMBarlow 28 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Top Story: Death Row Inmate Dies Of Natural Causes 3 Days Into Execution http://onion.com/1AUELSc  pic.twitter.com/ZlVH6SIVVT” OMG!!!!!

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      1. Jeff Smith‏ @Smithchallenger 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion At least he didn't suffer, enough.

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      1. Paul Mason‏ @TempusDrums 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Dontcha just HATE it when that happens? :-)

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      1. Daniel Ágreda‏ @danielagreda 28 Feb 2015
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        Cruel pero muy finoRT @TheOnion: Death Row Inmate Dies Of Natural Causes 3 Days Into Execution http://onion.com/1AUELSc pic.twitter.com/ISN5vSSL0N

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      1. Ken‏ @kendroiddddd 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion hahahahaha

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      1. dominic‏ @Globalmess65 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion I am surprised they did not try to revise him only so he can be killed by the state.

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      1. lex‏ @lex6m 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion oof! good one

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      1. Proper Baig‏ @baigey 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Investigations are still pending. "For example, what if this starts to be a repetitive thing?" worry 2 out of 3 executioners.

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      1. Nicholas Ivan‏ @Grinpill 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion how many times are you going to repost this story

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      1. Adam Watson‏ @AtomWatson 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion why recycle the same article over and over?

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      1. Dino‏ @cfrangos 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm surprised he didn't die waiting on death row.

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