@TheOnion Brutal but funny.
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@TheOnion Oh my spiritual being... take away her M Card. Inside voice. INSIDE VOICE! (Smack head)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion IF I WERE HANDIING OUT AWARDS SHE WOULD GET...THE WORST PARENTING AWARD OF THE YEARThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OH MY GOSH

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@TheOnion so my mom finally admitted how she always felt about me!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is just sad.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hmm. Not loving this one. Though empathy and satire aren't always close mates.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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