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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Feb 2015

    In Local News: Mom Could Have Used Few More Days To Self Before Missing Daughter Returned http://onion.com/1AUEmzq pic.twitter.com/fLRPTHOOQU

    2:30 PM - 28 Feb 2015
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      1. Mark B In SD‏ @MomsOopsBaby 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Brutal but funny.

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      1. Zena Marie Hennen‏ @ZenaMarieHennen 1 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Oh my spiritual being... take away her M Card. Inside voice. INSIDE VOICE! (Smack head)

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      1. Sandy Wolf Alzaidi‏ @wolfchick7 1 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion #mom could have used more time? And SON never coming hme? That must be a joke, right? Pls.telll me she knows where kids were,?

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      1. amanda buchanan‏ @j3susfr34k83 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion IF I WERE HANDIING OUT AWARDS SHE WOULD GET...THE WORST PARENTING AWARD OF THE YEAR

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      1. Lookout Behind you‏ @iCory87 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Rosey Morearty‏ @RoseyMorearty 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion OH MY GOSH 😂😂😂

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      1. Vette Sanchez‏ @VetteIsHere 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion so my mom finally admitted how she always felt about me!

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      1. Frank Szalai‏ @uuutooo 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion this is just sad.

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      1. Emily DeDakis‏ @accidentalemily 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Hmm. Not loving this one. Though empathy and satire aren't always close mates.

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      1. ZuZu Petals  🌻‏ @oMyAngelShawnO 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion lol

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