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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Feb 2015

    This Week Last Year: American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization http://onion.com/1AUEajt pic.twitter.com/V3gIcMaeVP

    12:15 PM - 28 Feb 2015
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      1. Chris Cowley‏ @oectagovernor 28 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization http://onion.com/1AUEajt  pic.twitter.com/ALrKxiNdRF @TheOnion

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      1. robin farman‏ @robinfarman 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion it isn't April 1st yet!

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      1. Kelly snow Mexican Palicki‏ @kpal65 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @clarkgregg lololololol. would be a quiet flight #shipofthedead

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      1. fiend‏ @MatthewBroflex 28 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization http://onion.com/1AUEajt  pic.twitter.com/YsrFQfW1Pc" shitty airlines

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      1. Cum Tampon‏ @cumtampon 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion they have merged with usair now so it's more likely to happen.

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      1. New conversation
      2. David Anslinger‏ @brownieelfdr 28 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion First my peanuts and now cabin pressure. What's next? Passengers push starting the plane?

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      1. Melissa Martin‏ @run_girl12 3 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I think they started last week @ DFW!

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      2. Misha  🌸‏ @GirlsundPantsu 2 Mar 2015
        Replying to @HoztileManikyn

        @HoztileManikyn Hope you realize @TheOnion is a satirical site.

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      1. Doug Smith‏ @dougsmithstpete 2 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: @AmericanAir Phased out Cabin Pressurization #flt912 #truth http://onion.com/1AUEajt  pic.twitter.com/VEea1qfD5N”

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      1.  ✈️ John J Manring‏ @JJManring 2 Mar 2015
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        .@TheOnion @ElMonte08 #BYOO (Bring Your Own Oxygen) 😬

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      1. Marie‏ @mariebuteau35 2 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @ElMonte08 Remember when they gave pillows & blankets?I have 1 covering me now from Air Italia Have several from back in the '70's

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      1. Jason‏ @jcm787 1 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Jason‏ @jcm787 1 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion funny funny funny

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      1. John Yarman‏ @JohnYarman 1 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Exactly! Don't forget to mention "Pay as you go bathroom service." Just a swipe of the credit card and you can pee!

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      1. Ed Sadowski‏ @EdjoSadowski 28 Feb 2015
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        .@TheOnion @AirCanada: "Obviously ridiculous & uncalled for. However, a mandatory Cabin Pressurization surcharge makes sense."

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      1. Jackie‏ @86thewatercress 28 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: AA To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization http://onion.com/1AUEajt  pic.twitter.com/dtQqlJBPQz” this sounds about right

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      1. Ryan Downey‏ @DarthGeek1 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @clarkgregg Copies of Under Pressure by Queen are available for purchase for $29.95

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