American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization http://onion.com/1AUEajt pic.twitter.com/ALrKxiNdRF @TheOnion
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American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization http://onion.com/1AUEajt pic.twitter.com/ALrKxiNdRF @TheOnion
@TheOnion it isn't April 1st yet!
@TheOnion @clarkgregg lololololol. would be a quiet flight #shipofthedead
“@TheOnion: American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization http://onion.com/1AUEajt pic.twitter.com/YsrFQfW1Pc" shitty airlines
@TheOnion they have merged with usair now so it's more likely to happen.
@TheOnion First my peanuts and now cabin pressure. What's next? Passengers push starting the plane?
@TheOnion I think they started last week @ DFW!
@HoztileManikyn Hope you realize @TheOnion is a satirical site.
“@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: @AmericanAir Phased out Cabin Pressurization #flt912 #truth http://onion.com/1AUEajt pic.twitter.com/VEea1qfD5N”
.@TheOnion @ElMonte08
#BYOO (Bring Your Own Oxygen) 
@TheOnion @ElMonte08 Remember when they gave pillows & blankets?I have 1 covering me now from Air Italia Have several from back in the '70's
@TheOnion funny funny funny
@TheOnion Exactly! Don't forget to mention "Pay as you go bathroom service." Just a swipe of the credit card and you can pee!
.@TheOnion @AirCanada: "Obviously ridiculous & uncalled for. However, a mandatory Cabin Pressurization surcharge makes sense."
“@TheOnion: AA To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization http://onion.com/1AUEajt pic.twitter.com/dtQqlJBPQz” this sounds about right
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