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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Feb 2015

    In Focus: "It’s just a relief to know that things can eventually change for the better." http://onion.com/1ASuG8q pic.twitter.com/tFsTy0Yzik

    2:23 PM - 27 Feb 2015
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      1. Alex‏ @tuvent 27 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Timing

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      1. Matthew Roberts‏ @MattRawberts 27 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion :(

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      1. James Oswald  🦇‏ @azmyth2 27 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion I get the feeling you guys were just sitting on this article, waiting for another journalist to be brutally murdered.

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      1. Future Miracle 未ら来る‏ @miraioritekita 27 Feb 2015
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        The Onion things can eventually change for the better. Thank you very much. @TheOnion

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      1. KabulAdventure‏ @KabulAdventure 27 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @PurAndTell 50 Shades under Abbott govt #Triggsgate #SilenceDissent #AsylumSeekers #Journalists

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      1. MWG‏ @mwg191 27 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion oh, and with Putin just how much better?

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      2. A. Tageldin‏ @tageldin_ 27 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @goodnewsbitches wut… o_o

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      3. KMFDT‏ @KMFDT 27 Feb 2015
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        @Neofluxs exactly. @TheOnion

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      1. Gytix01‏ @Gytix01 27 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Yeah... protest, before you will be thrown to jail.

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      1. Christy Siwak‏ @csiwak57 27 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion:Russian Man Recalls Oppressive Days Under Communism When No One Could Speak Freely Or Protest Government" http://onion.com/1ASuG8q "

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      1. Lee Mathers‏ @WwMathers 27 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Canada is fast becoming the nrw Russia. I hate when satire becomes truth.

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      1. Mäxïш Бjöяký‏ @maxinspace 27 Feb 2015
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        .@TheOnion this does strike you as half-cocked or irresponsible at all?

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      1. lawprofblawg‏ @lawprofblawg 27 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Are you sure he isn't a professor at a #UNCBOG governed school?

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      1. TulipGirl‏ @tulipgrrl 27 Feb 2015
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        #WarOfRussianAggression RT @TheOnion It’s just a relief to know that things eventually change http://onion.com/1ASuG8q pic.twitter.com/WHjotFYUXS

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      1. TulipGirl‏ @tulipgrrl 27 Feb 2015
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        #RussiaInvadedUkraine RT @TheOnion: "It’s just a relief to know that things can change..."!http://onion.com/1ASuG8q pic.twitter.com/WHjotFYUXS

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      1. El Tejano‏ @eltejano 27 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion too soon!

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      1. TulipGirl‏ @tulipgrrl 27 Feb 2015
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        #WeLaughSoWeDontCry RT @TheOnion: http://onion.com/1ASuG8q pic.twitter.com/WHjotFYUXS

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