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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Feb 2015

    Person Who Clearly Hasn’t Seen ‘The Fifth Element’ Arguing There No Good Roles For Women http://onion.com/1Bj1qJH pic.twitter.com/btkfpZ6mv5

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      1. Bill Crowley‏ @wcrowley1 28 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @stevecrowley I know, right!

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      1. David Bodnarchuk‏ @DavidBodnarchuk 26 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion So write a fricken screenplay then! What does that even mean?

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      1. stain‏ @vince_stain 26 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @angeIamonet watch it

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      1.  ☢️ 山凡レㄚ 乚ノ几モら 凵レ 刀モイ什  ☢️‏ @UCFH 26 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion are*

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      2. John Kenny‏ @ByJohnsBeard 26 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion fifth element great movie made in 1997 that's 18 yrs ago.

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      3. Paul Dotta‏ @wayfarerdotta 26 Feb 2015
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        @ByJohnsBeard @TheOnion dude don't go see The Sixth Sense thinking its a sequel.

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      1. rstyfn‏ @rstyfn 26 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Great movie!

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      1. james michael thomas‏ @Jmthomas796 26 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Chris Tucker had the best female role of the movie...

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      1. iza mohammad‏ @rizza_mohammad 26 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion haha i watched the movie 4.3 billion times :p see, its luc besson's

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      1. Anna‏ @bobcatgf 26 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion "Satirical Writer, Never Hears of the Bechdel Test or 'Fighting F*ck Toy' Trope, Manages Two Satires at Once" #irony

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      1. DownWithDuckLips!‏ @ParisEble 26 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion I forget...were there duck lips in that movie? #downwithducklips #DWDL

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      1. Mott Marvin Kornicki‏ @WaterwayRealty 26 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Nice Tweet! It's now featured on my @RebelMouse! Thanks :) http://rbl.ms/1ETHaxo 

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      1. nandar‏ @talkytoomuchy 26 Feb 2015
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        @iridially @TheOnion 🙏🙏🙏

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