.@TheOnion fans were disappointed to realize that 0.00003% of stalkers get to marry the celebrities they stalk.
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@TheOnion: Report: Only 40% Of Celebrities End Up Marrying Their Stalkers http://onion.com/1Bj24qI pic.twitter.com/pwbtvTuNmO”@janecat13
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@lizlovescake15@TheOnion I'm waiting for you Jon.
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@ComicBookMedia "@TheOnion: Report: Only 40% Of Celebrities End Up Marrying Their Stalkers http://onion.com/1Bj24qI pic.twitter.com/vzi8f0IlJF”
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@theonion So funny! LolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Why so few? “
@TheOnion: Report: Only 40% Of Celebrities End Up Marrying Their Stalkers http://onion.com/1Bj24qI pic.twitter.com/ybu8NNnjA6”
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@TheOnion I would like to dig deeper into this number - does the marrying stalker rate increase with age?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Surprised the percentage is that high - 1 more reply
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RT “@TheOnion: Report: Only 40% Of Celebrities End Up Marrying Their Stalkers http://onion.com/1Bj24qI pic.twitter.com/mKvKgKBdkp”
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:) “
@TheOnion: Report: Only 40% Of Celebrities End Up Marrying Their Stalkers http://onion.com/1Bj24qI pic.twitter.com/Mim03n2OUv”
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@TheOnion: Report: Only 40% Of Celebrities Marry Their Stalkers http://onion.com/1Bj24qI pic.twitter.com/d4UMrUQnZm” = interesting stat!?
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