“@TheOnion: Keystone Veto Buys Environment At Least 3 Or 4 More Hours http://onion.com/1DbR1fA pic.twitter.com/zuKCyrG1NP” #tooreal
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“@TheOnion: Keystone Veto Buys Environment At Least 3 Or 4 More Hours http://onion.com/1DbR1fA pic.twitter.com/zuKCyrG1NP” #tooreal
@TheOnion If you were on Death Row, would those hours matter? Or should the neighbors suck up your excrement?
LOL! Sad but funny!! “@TheOnion: Keystone Veto Buys Environment At Least 3 Or 4 More Hours http://onion.com/1DbR1fA pic.twitter.com/96XbQCMeCy”
@TheOnion Fuck you
LOL “@TheOnion: Keystone Veto Buys Environment At Least 3 Or 4 More Hours http://onion.com/1DbR1fA pic.twitter.com/urfjZB5rRg”
@TheOnion -Remember the Keystone Cops?....inspired, perhaps, by the policemen in Gilbert and Sullivan's THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE.
“@TheOnion: Keystone Veto Buys Environment At Least 3 Or 4 More Hours http://onion.com/1DbR1fA pic.twitter.com/7oQw12N432”



“@TheOnion: Keystone Veto Buys Environment At Least 3 Or 4 More Hours http://onion.com/1DbR1fA pic.twitter.com/HL7hWxXcii” this depresses me
@thatssokoko @TheOnion yeah im just saying the situation in general
@TheOnion sticks it to Canada, protects Iran
So perfect
@TheOnion: Keystone Veto Buys Environment At Least 3 Or 4 More Hours http://onion.com/1DbR1fA pic.twitter.com/DzI5C0WEjZ
@TheOnion China looking forward to a new source for smog.
@TheOnion. No it doesnt were screwed...
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