@TheOnion Now that's news. #BreakingNews
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@TheOnion Bitch be trippin' if she think I gonna forward a link to Menards window replacements. Let that meth-addled skank freeze to death!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tell them Duct tape and plastic. Maybe they will suffocate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Please Stop Doing ThisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Time to unfriend that unworthy bastard.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Long-Silent Facebook Friend Comes Out Of Woodwork With Post Asking About Insulating Windows http://onion.com/18m3Mwq ” lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Long-Silent Facebook Friend Comes Out Of Woodwork With Post Asking About Insulating Windows http://onion.com/18m3Mwq ”#reallifeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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