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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Feb 2015

    POLL: Do You Believe The Parents Of Obese Children Should Be Fined? http://onion.com/1EsEw3w pic.twitter.com/Ppz1IffIAi

    10:49 AM - 25 Feb 2015
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      1. Carlos S.‏ @khschmitt77 25 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Mekklesack.This is not a solution.

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      2. nol‏ @nolbol 25 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I think illegal presidents should be fired

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      3. Ted Scarlett‏ @reverendted 25 Feb 2015
        Replying to @nolbol

        @nolbol Let it go, already. Bush 43 got away with it. @theonion

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      4. nol‏ @nolbol 25 Feb 2015
        Replying to @reverendted

        @reverendted @TheOnion that's how we got into this mess, Letting go. Stand up for what you believe is wrong. Be counted or give up.

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      5. Ted Scarlett‏ @reverendted 25 Feb 2015
        Replying to @nolbol

        @nolbol Not a lot we can do now. He left office in 2008. Although some would argue 2006. @theonion

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      1. Super Predator‏ @Mekklesack 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion As long as there are #GMO free, #Gluten free #BPA free #Sugar and #Aspartame free food sources. #Exercise without diet is a farce.

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      1. Alex LaBore‏ @AlexLaBore 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion how is texas the same color as colorado? i call bull shit

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      1. Derrick Fenley‏ @djf123 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion #Yes

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      1. Vaughan O'Leary‏ @vaughanoleary 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion can we also fine for rude children who have no respect for others? Children who grow up and interfere in the lives of others?

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      1. Kaivan Shroff‏ @KaivanShroff 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @VivekaHulyalkar

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      1. George Tietjen‏ @Sparky_Griswold 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Fined? No. But they should be put in the stocks! Why did we stop using them again?pic.twitter.com/lBA43nhLN6

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      1. Linda Smith  ❌ 💯 🇺🇸‏ @BaboinWV 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Do you think you should fry onions?

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      1. Ed Spencer‏ @50spencer 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Brilliant. Pay the tab go on living like gluttons. Big corps. want to sell us shit food, then want to fine us for getting fat.

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      1. Deb Taylor‏ @dbartst 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Most of the obese kids are because of the gov food.-it is shitty and fattening and the majority of America is on it!

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      1. lisa parker cannon‏ @mlisa45069 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Only if drug users, smokers and criminal parents get fined too.

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      1. Steve Raymond ZXL‏ @RockerMan1007 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion the parents probably are obese?

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      1. Beth‏ @Snarfaroni 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion no

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      1. Joey B‏ @The_Real_Joey_B 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion No, I think people who advocate fining people should be fined.

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      1. Ms. Snarkypants‏ @sarcasmbitchy1 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion most likely the parents are obese too - that's why they can't identify there is a problem or know how to fix it.

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