“@TheOnion: Winston Churchill’s Blood Up For Auction.” Give O a transfusion. Maybe he'll grow a spine.
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@TheOnion Don't care. But I'd give some serious consideration to bidding on the 3rd Lord Chesterfield's sperm.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah, that's weird and gross :0Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Any chance we can get some for Obama?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nice move that Churchills blood is up for auction now! But what about his toil, tears and sweat? I'd want the complete collection!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe he'll get lucky and meet a vampire nurseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'd like to see a list of all the quotes you've attributed to this exact photo. Poor guy.#posterchildThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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