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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Feb 2015

    From The Archives: Government Official Who Makes Perfectly Valid, Well-Reasoned Point Against Israel Forced To Resignhttp://onion.com/1BUL2AC 

    9:37 AM - 25 Feb 2015
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      1. Joe Cannizzo‏ @JCannizzo 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @MazMHussain @ggreenwald the onion just gets it

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      2. k‏ @DonHlousek 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Where do these people want Israel to go? It will fit inside central park in NYC now and its borders are to close for rocket fire.

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      3. Illyria One‏ @IllyriaOne 25 Feb 2015
        Replying to @DonHlousek

        @DonHlousek @TheOnion Maybe if they hadn't carried out ethnic cleansing on the indigenous population I would have more sympathy.

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      4. k‏ @DonHlousek 25 Feb 2015
        Replying to @IllyriaOne

        @IllyriaOne @TheOnion what are you talking about? For over 2000 yrs. The Jews were called Palestinians.refugees formed gaza and palestine

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      1. Philosopher King (beta version)‏ @signalborder 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Take it easy everybody.I'm sure Israel and the Palestinians will get this all sorted out over coffee. Both drink coffee I think.

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      1. Twee.IO Framework‏ @tweeio 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @mikeal strange news

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      1. Illyria One‏ @IllyriaOne 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @ggreenwald This is pretty much what happens in real life!

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      1. Ric Fouad‏ @ricfouad 25 Feb 2015
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        .@TheOnion @ggreenwald "Disputed territories."

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      1. Floyd the K‏ @floydthek 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @ggreenwald almost too close to what actually happens to be funny

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      1. Steven Hammer‏ @stevehammershow 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Funny, I thought that official actually made a well thought out case against #Iran being allowed nuclear capabilities

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion What's so difficult to fathom is the part concerning a Government Official making a valid, well-reasoned point.

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