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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Feb 2015

    Restaurant Gives Totally Unwanted Twist To Mexican Cuisine http://onion.com/1vz1UKO pic.twitter.com/DsXJr4cCMn

    8:25 AM - 25 Feb 2015
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      1. Mando Rayo‏ @elmundodemando 25 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ha! Austin tacos! RT @TheOnion: Restaurant Gives Totally Unwanted Twist To Mexican Cuisine http://onion.com/1vz1UKO pic.twitter.com/a7uTzbpH81

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      2. Derek Turner‏ @PastorDerekT 25 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Had to share this with my fav @TheTakosushi... @TheOnion: Restaurant Gives Totally Unwanted Twist To Mexican Cuisinehttp://onion.com/1vz1UKO 

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      3. Takosushi‏ @TheTakosushi 25 Feb 2015
        Replying to @PastorDerekT

        @PastorDerekT ha! Nice!

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      1. Simon Day‏ @unearthedSimon 25 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Restaurant Gives Totally Unwanted Twist To Mexican Cuisine http://onion.com/1vz1UKO  pic.twitter.com/ZM5XSevAa2” Amused me.

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      1. Dodgers suck‏ @philgalletto 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion LOL #goatcheese @joseph_casale @AlexanderDubey

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      1. Афонский‏ @afonsckij2010 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @Neilicorn Это что? Почки на вынос? А тело где осталось?

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      1. OB‏ @WORLDofOB 25 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Restaurant Gives Totally Unwanted Twist To Mexican Cuisine http://onion.com/1vz1UKO  pic.twitter.com/gtRL4HWBk5” too funny

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      1. sam‏ @sbidgoli 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @KatieisRyan the next step for el nabor

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      1. Jupiter Jack‏ @Jupiter_Jack 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion great marketing, I now want to try a Teriyaquitos

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      1. Anthony Barra  🇺🇸‏ @AnthonyMBarra 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Excellent and true.

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      1. Juegos y los gatos!‏ @ArtrexisLives 25 Feb 2015
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        RT @TheOnion: Restaurant Gives Totally Unwanted Twist To Mexican Cuisine http://onion.com/1vz1UKO pic.twitter.com/mNJSTd3QFP

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      1. John Churchwell II‏ @johnchurchwell 25 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Restaurant Gives Totally Unwanted Twist To Mexican Cuisine http://onion.com/1vz1UKO  pic.twitter.com/yMMTDfGqI1”

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      1. Alex Wiederspiel‏ @wvradiospiel 25 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Restaurant Gives Totally Unwanted Twist To Mexican Cuisine http://onion.com/1vz1UKO  pic.twitter.com/OjgmxeS01T” @RadioPA_Rachel

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      1. ItsJason‏ @ItsMrJasonD 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Correct. It's not broken; don't fix it.

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      2. Joe Quattrocchi‏ @jumpoffjoeq 25 Feb 2015
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        "@TheOnion Restaurant Gives Totally Unwanted Twist To Mexican Cuisine http://onion.com/1vz1UKO " CC: @TheRealDBoo

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      3. David R. Burleson‏ @davidrburleson 25 Feb 2015
        Replying to @jumpoffjoeq

        @jumpoffjoeq @TheOnion so I know this is in reference to my Italiamex idea but am I supposed to think this is funny if I like @TakoCheena

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      4. Joe Quattrocchi‏ @jumpoffjoeq 25 Feb 2015
        Replying to @davidrburleson

        @TheRealDBoo haha, your restaurant. On a side note, besides the vehicles ("taco" "burrito") there's nothing mexican about @TakoCheena

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      5. David R. Burleson‏ @davidrburleson 25 Feb 2015
        Replying to @jumpoffjoeq

        @jumpoffjoeq @TakoCheena what else does it really need? Fusion can be any percentage this or that it just needs to be a mix

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      1. zayedo‏ @zayed_oo 25 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Up-close look at LG Watch Urbane shows a sleek #LG #news #watch #Technology http://goo.gl/WQZh2k 

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