@TheOnion Ooft!
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@TheOnion wait? What? The girl was 9 and missing and she was cool with getting her hair done and running errands?! Um what?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion someone Shes disgusting! Horrible person and parent!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Mom Could've Used More Days To Self Before Missing Daughter Returned http://onion.com/1BoocS7 pic.twitter.com/oAcTuIKIoP”. NOT FUNNY
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@TheOnion And the winner for the Why We Need To Sterilize Some People Contest IS....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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