@TheOnion suck it up jerkoff this isn't a Hilton Hotel!!
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@TheOnion Pretty sure that’s a young@petersagal -https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/570345260712267777 …
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@TheOnion cooler, as in colder? Or cooler, as in artesian soy bakery with quinoa infusion grown above 10,000ft cooler?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A prisoner who is probably wanted for a double homicide rape, as far as far as I care if he's hot dip him in some nitrogenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The Onion In Focus Thank you very much.
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@TheOnion Glorification of prison life?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I still don't understand why I'm reading about why someone would want to be in prison.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Prisoner Claims Cell Block D Was Much Cooler Two Years Ago http://onion.com/1DmlQ3R pic.twitter.com/JWkG3wbwGx”


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