@TheOnion Rumor has it that Obama's next speech will compare ISIS jihad to the Hatfield and McCoy feud.
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@TheOnion: Raytheon CEO Sends Obama Another Article About Mounting Unrest In Libya http://onion.com/17TSBtM pic.twitter.com/7oFhijeLEp”@Raytheon
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@TheOnion bad batteries?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I know you guys have fun with this but there is already enough bad news out there why add to it?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No Point there is no one there Phones been ringing 4 6 yrs ! Clinton is measuring the Drapes & counting the Silverware! New SmellThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He's just thinking of a response to#WhyIdMakeABadSuperhero but can't come up w/a good tweet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Raytheon CEO Sends Obama Another Article About Mounting Unrest In Libya http://onion.com/17TSBtM pic.twitter.com/GLQEO6qiM3” -- lol
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