@TheOnion @michaeldweiss OMG thats just too unreal. Trying to be humane we'v become inhumane. Jst get back 2 hanging its tried&true u idiots
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@TheOnion what a fucking stupid country America is, a medical to be declared fit to die??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Death Row Inmate Dies Of Natural Causes 3 Days Into Execution http://onion.com/1FTOUD5 pic.twitter.com/L4TUlPBkPa” SOONER!
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@TheOnion Paramedics rush to save the inmate's life so they can continue with the execution three days later.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Death Row Inmate Dies Of Natural Causes 3 Days Into Execution http://onion.com/1FTOUD5 pic.twitter.com/6mROWLFHE9” hahahahahahaha
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@TheOnion He probably willed his own death....it's amazing what the mind can and will do.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is a joke right. I mean if not this the dumbest thing Ive seen all year.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why not a morphine overdose - minutes surelyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion did all your funny writers leave for better jobs?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Straight news reporting “
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@TheOnion You are being ng me down today Onion. First the missing girl, now this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion move too slow
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@TheOnion: Death Row Inmate Dies Of Natural Causes 3 Days Into Execution http://onion.com/1FTOUD5 pic.twitter.com/tghNcTwvMy” Barbaric
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@TheOnion Way to bury the lede, guys. The real story is that they apparently executed Eddie Money.#onetickettoparadiseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...I don't even know why I'm laughing (pretty hard) at this. (but I probably needed it)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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