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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Feb 2015

    Joan Rivers Excluded From Oscars ‘In Memoriam’ Segment http://onion.com/17rGILO  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/TliiEWuxhA

    12:57 PM - 23 Feb 2015
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    18 replies 145 retweets 230 likes
      1. robert rodriguez‏ @dangerrob 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @BaileyJayTweets I call bulls***. They snubbed her on purpose.

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      1. christina smith‏ @cpurpleheart 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @Joan_Rivers @KellyOsbourne @eonline bull rap!!she should have never been left out!!!

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      1. ProudMama525‏ @LMaroukian 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion I think this woman is horrid!! Is this REALLY her reason for Joans blatent elimination/snub???

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      1. Karen MacLellan Palmer‏ @krnpalmer 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @rkref First world problem.

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      1. big mamma1‏ @bigmammab1 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @BaileyJayTweets They re rude asses. The woman didn't ask to die, get real.I only wish to aspire to her integrity,

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      1. Donna M.White‏ @Donnawhite1969 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion bullshit!

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      1. Jersey Jaymes‏ @Da_Board7city 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @BaileyJayTweets never watching again

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      1. George Rudolph‏ @thenewnarrative 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @EdDriscoll I don't really care for Joan Rivers, but she was certainly more known than many of those included.

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      1. Andrew Facts Get In The Way‏ @amazzi 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @JBrockm Joan criticized the parvenu Obama. That's enough to kill a career because #LiberalHollywood is so tolerant.

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      1. Preston Nicholson‏ @osupreston 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion "Sometimes tough choices have to be made so that Jennifer Hudson can sing."

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      1. такие дела‏ @mistery_jakes 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion They should have at least tried to make up for overlooking her magnum opus, Rabbit Test.

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      1. Supercharged‏ @bargerhead 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion she had some haters but there is no doubting she's a legend and deserved her 3 seconds in the memorial.

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      1. Snax on Snax‏ @Max_thePower 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion She should be recognized for her work as that robot on Spaceballs.

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      1. Jamie Gibbs‏ @jlg1329 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Right, but you spent 2 minutes on Neal Patrick Harris' Oscar predictions that were dumb as HELL! #choices #judgementcall #crapcola

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