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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Feb 2015

    The new dolls will have the option to be either racially diverse or talk but not both http://onion.com/1GlXZSP pic.twitter.com/Ia2Nu6iDpi

    11:35 AM - 23 Feb 2015
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      1. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm waiting for Lower Middle Class Barbie. She had to get a title loan on her Corvette to make her Malibu Barbie house payment.

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      1.  🍒cherry 🍒‏ @emilyquimily 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion this is such a half assed attempt???? Like why can't the racially diverse dolls talk that's stupid

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      1. Bigboots‏ @Bigboots 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Lol... Awesome!

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      1. captain Alejandra‏ @alejandraj9616 23 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: The new dolls will have the option to be either racially diverse or talk,not both http://onion.com/1GlXZSP  pic.twitter.com/VSCiyxuhCI”

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      1. E_Joyce‏ @E_Joyce 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Hah! Barbie is being outsold by a...wait for it... new black doll that has nothing to do with the Barbie brand.

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      1. Madeline Anderson-Ba‏ @DailyMadeline 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion racially diverse, or talk, but not both. So in fact, they've chosen to make only one version of the doll talk, is that the case?

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      1. zayedo‏ @zayed_oo 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion "Facebook" allow the identification of "heir" for personal account. http://goo.gl/5iPpyi pic.twitter.com/ZlKw0qodxG

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      1. Alice (in Trumperland)  🏳️‍🌈‏ @WendyCarey2 27 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @advodude Which really sums up a certain 'you might be hear but you have no voice' attitude to racial diversity, doesn't it?

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        😂😂 RT@TheOnion: new dolls will have option to be either racially diverse or talk but not both http://onion.com/1GlXZSP pic.twitter.com/lBbTUYCH0o

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