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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Feb 2015

    Dolby Theater Hunchback Stares Longingly At Beautiful Guests From Rafters http://onion.com/1D1jpky  #Oscarspic.twitter.com/KW0BFa2L0S

    6:50 PM - 22 Feb 2015
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      2. Evan Wang‏ @ewang715 22 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @emmaagetz Fake. Copied from The Phantom of the Opera. Wow

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      3. emma getz‏ @emmaagetz 22 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ewang715

        @ewang715 @TheOnion yeah that's why it's the onion

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      4. Evan Wang‏ @ewang715 22 Feb 2015
        Replying to @emmaagetz

        @emmaagetz @TheOnion lol ik but they could've tried a little more

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      1. Dolby Theatre‏ @DolbyTheatre 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Can you blame us? #Oscars2015

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      1. Megan L. Brown‏ @meganlouise9592 22 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Dolby Theater Hunchback Stares Longingly At Beautiful Guests From Rafters #Oscars pic.twitter.com/g69mPbcqy3” It's actually me.

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      1. theredcarpet‏ @theredcarpet 22 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion @dolbytheatrehw Hunchback Stares Longingly At Beautiful Guests From Rafters http://onion.com/1D1jpky  #Oscarspic.twitter.com/5ciMdg9CRl

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      1. Jatruba Jones‏ @Kuhtreenuhhr 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion yesssssss

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      1. Scaramouchess‏ @Scaaress 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @joshgroban aww, poor Quasimodo; he should have hired Michael Caine...you know...Caine did a great job on Sandra Bullock😁

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      1. ♜just call me laurah‏ @4yourfreedom1 23 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Makes sense now... Must be frustrating for someone who loves the spotlights..😊

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      1. Lori A.T.‏ @LoriAnn1204 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @joshgroban #JoshGroban Creepy!

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      1. Random Penguin‏ @RandomPenguin 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @joshgroban I just choked that was so funny!

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      1. Ben Ellmann‏ @BenEllmann 22 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Dolby Theater Hunchback Stares Longingly At Beautiful Guests From Rafters http://onion.com/1D1jpky  #Oscars pic.twitter.com/P81ePPMuKv”

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      1. Drew Mochak‏ @Object_InSpace 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion LOLOLOLOL.

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      1. Carrie Riley‏ @C_Riley52 22 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Dolby Theater Hunchback Stares Longingly At Beautiful Guests From Rafters http://onion.com/1D1jpky  #Oscars pic.twitter.com/RrktyXoSdo”

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      1. Mick Kahler‏ @MickKahler 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion The theatre is reportedly infested with cockroaches. And I don't mean the movie industry types sitting in the seats.

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      1. 101.9 KINK‏Verified account @kinkradio 22 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Dolby Theater Hunchback Stares Longingly At Beautiful Guests From Rafters http://onion.com/1D1jpky  #Oscars pic.twitter.com/x6WjgKQ2JV”

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      1. Lety Aranda M.‏ @moral_aranda 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion uyyyy

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