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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Feb 2015

    Clint Eastwood Asks For Music To Be Turned Down During Maroon 5’s Performance #Oscars

    5:51 PM - 22 Feb 2015
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      1. lawprofblawg‏ @lawprofblawg 22 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Sadly, he asked an empty chair.

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      2. jennifer green‏ @horn19742001 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @JoshElliott32 not the greatest sing. I don't blame him one bit!

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      3. Craig Cannon‏ @MakeItCount_CC 22 Feb 2015
        Replying to @horn19742001

        @horn19742001 @TheOnion @JoshElliott32 Yeah -- I think many might be in agreement with that remark & with Clint?! Lol

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      2. Scanner, Interrupted‏ @ScannerDromeMag 22 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @AreYouThirstie Maroon 5 asks for Clint's glint to be turned down.

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      3. Thirstie‏Verified account @AreYouThirstie 23 Feb 2015
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        @ScannerDromeMag @TheOnion Ironically they took the Oscar for best sound editing.

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      4. Scanner, Interrupted‏ @ScannerDromeMag 23 Feb 2015
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        @AreYouThirstie Are you sure that wasn't in @TheOnion 's version of the Oscars? Heh heh.

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      2. Peter‏ @bengtssonp 23 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Clint Eastwood Asks For Music To Be Turned Down During Maroon 5’s Performance #Oscars” @RebeccaJStaley @MandsK

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      3. Amanda Knauff‏ @MandsK 23 Feb 2015
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        @bengtssonp @TheOnion @RebeccaJStaley Oh come on.....

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      1. iamcmw3‏ @curtismw3 22 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion and the #Oscars said, "whatever Clint wants, Clint gets." Or they get a "left turn Clyde".

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      1. shawn mrphy‏ @shawnmrphy 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion I agree , Maroon 5 is torture

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      1. Beth Miller‏ @Aidanate1Beth 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Coffee  ☕️ Aficionado‏ @Madre193 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @JoshElliott32 So don't blame him.

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      1. Bucky with the Good Arm‏ @benjancewicz 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @crazypastor please tell me he has an empty chair next to him

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      1. jessica devay‏ @jjdevay 22 Feb 2015
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        @okcomputers "@TheOnion: Clint Eastwood Asks For Music To Be Turned Down During Maroon 5’s Performance #Oscars”

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      1. JC‏ @TheReal_JordanC 22 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Clint Eastwood Asks For Music To Be Turned Down During Maroon 5’s Performance #Oscars” 😂😂😂

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      1. London Kaye‏ @london_kaye 22 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Clint Eastwood Asks For Music To Be Turned Down During Maroon 5’s Performance #Oscars” @ChrisAngerman check it outtttt

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      1. Neil Denham‏ @neildenham_neil 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion clearly a man of good taste

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      1. kat shyanne‏ @msdarksurrender 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @MMFlint I don't blame him was kinda yucky

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      1. John‏ @JohnVictoriaBC 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @jaketapper Lol, then he had stern words for the singer's mic stand.

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      1. Denise Whitlock‏ @PDeniseEades 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @jaketapper wait till Gaga models. I mean performs.

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