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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Feb 2015

    Nation Delighted As Many Famous People In Same Room Together http://onion.com/1a11ovC  #Oscarspic.twitter.com/YbsRL6Rlnh

    5:34 PM - 22 Feb 2015
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      1. Ryan Trumbauer‏ @Ryan_Trumbauer 22 Feb 2015
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        @LoveSisky “@TheOnion: Nation Delighted As Many Famous People In Same Room Together http://onion.com/1a11ovC  #Oscars pic.twitter.com/vkBkfZFSfW”

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      1. Lary Bird‏ @ptthehawk 22 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Delighted As Many Famous People In Same Room Together http://onion.com/1a11ovC  pic.twitter.com/sPXb3X0vXz” @gracejefffrey

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      1. Black_Raven135‏ @RosaleeAdams 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @20committee Waiting to hear if Obama or Michelle poked their two cents in to make the attendees feel all warm all over...

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      1. luke skinwalker‏ @a_dog_irl 22 Feb 2015
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        .@TheOnion how'd @dril get in?

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      1. pdb‏ @PdbPaul 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Matt Worrall‏ @Herceleus 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @Ahmed_Elmusrati @TJackLeonard43 the coolest always have the best seats

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      1. Grant Garrison‏ @garrisongrant 22 Feb 2015
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        RT @TheOnion: Nation Delighted As Many Famous People In Same Room Together http://onion.com/1a11ovC  #Oscarspic.twitter.com/I2GD6gxBDW

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      1. RG‏ @RobertGleeson1 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @AngieTVLau Somewhere Bob Hope and Johnny Carson are vomiting.

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      1. eech‏ @sainteej 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion MOCK ME IF YOU WANT BUT I WILL NEVER STOP MARVELING AT SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PHENOMENON

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      1. Dr.Agamjd‏ @agamjd 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @rachelkasumba As a Pharma Sci I Say Real Famous People r Med/Chem/Bio Scientists Working 2 Discover Cures For Cancer,AlzH Disease

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      1. Dave M‏ @dmac4658 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Nicholson isn't courtside for #Lakers #Celtics. Dyan Cannon us sad.

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      1. Marshall Pelletier‏ @_Reynard_ 22 Feb 2015
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        Fk yeahhhhhh “@TheOnion: Nation Delighted As Many Famous People In Same Room Together http://onion.com/1a11ovC  #Oscars pic.twitter.com/YJeBejwkYE”

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      1. Black_Raven135‏ @RosaleeAdams 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @20committee Ah yes the self indulgent drones who commit themselves to whatever feathers their own nest somewhat like DC

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      1. Hudson New York‏ @HudsonNYC 22 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Delighted As Many Famous People In Same Room Together http://onion.com/1a11ovC  #Oscars pic.twitter.com/3KjqMvQCub”

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      1. Dale Mahoney‏ @dmahoney 22 Feb 2015
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        Love this!! “@TheOnion: Nation Delighted As Many Famous People In Same Room Together http://onion.com/1a11ovC  #Oscars pic.twitter.com/FlDpZzj0rt”

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      1. Ty‏ @tyunderwood 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @ElizSimins happy that @dril could make it

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      1. the spark group‏ @TheSparkGroup 22 Feb 2015
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        RT @TheOnion: Nation Delighted As Many Famous People In Same Room Together http://onion.com/1a11ovC  #Oscarspic.twitter.com/Dv7WioXzIW

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      1. Clare McLaughlin‏ @cjmhenry 22 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Delighted As Many Famous People In Same Room Together http://onion.com/1a11ovC  #Oscars pic.twitter.com/Qp09wKBUle”

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