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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Feb 2015

    Hollywood's Biggest Stars Endure Long Lines At Oscars Security Screening http://onion.com/1B3AeP6  #OscarsRedCarpetpic.twitter.com/Q3PmX5uLUH

    4:25 PM - 22 Feb 2015
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    • ONE SHOT RECORDS Angie Mendoza code four lyoko jennyrocker Michael Myers Briggs Type Indicator Lauren Barker il Juventino NT Entertainment occultural smarksist
    21 replies 498 retweets 507 likes
      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 22 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion It was quicker with facial recognition software, but no one has the same face as last year. #Oscars2015

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      2. Lex Grate‏ @LexGrate 22 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion not so bad for a fake, although those shoes are the worst.

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      3. Franco Buccarey C.‏ @Fibucca 24 Feb 2015
        Replying to @LexGrate

        @LexGrate... Indeed, those shoes are ugly in many ways... #alot #needashoesemergency

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Cenosillicaphobia‏ @kh_nc1 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion That's some high quality photoshopping there.

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      1. Daniel Johnston‏ @bigdannydandan 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion if we have to make sacrifices so that Kanye doesn't get in to any more award shows, so be it.

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      1. airnation‏ @airnation 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion wool socks are u kidding me

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      1. Elisa Wilson‏ @elisawilson55 24 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Farscape John Crichton Coat in Wool Fabric and Leather http://www.amazon.com/Farscape-John-Crichton-Fabric-Leather/dp/B00SD7A7J6 …pic.twitter.com/Jp8ybyudmu

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      1. Pascal Durante‏ @SquallyD 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Kristi Richardson‏ @Krismaer53 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion What's he doing with those rubber gloves?

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      1. arnold gomez‏ @arnold_peru 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion whos that lol?

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      1. Eguiza‏ @_Eguiza_ 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @paranoideo jajaja no mames amo The onion

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      1. Web of lies‏ @contimike 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion you really cannot trust these stars! How about if they "bomb"!

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      1. Stef who?‏ @stefwhooo 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Does that pick up silicone implants?

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      1. Aaron LaffertyWOODTV‏ @aaronlafferty 22 Feb 2015
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        Thanks for LOL... RT @TheOnion: Hollywood's Biggest Stars Endure Long Lines At Oscars Security Screening #RedCarpetpic.twitter.com/y38XgzWBiq

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      1. Celebrity Spotlight‏ @Modesty365 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @tashasmith4real Haaaa! Onion we can't take anything from you seriously. LHOH Laughing Hysterically Ova HERE!

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      1. Rob Potter‏ @Rpotter1000 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Hmm, weirdly not funny

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      1. Gady‏ @gadyle 22 Feb 2015
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        .@TheOnion vigipirate, ça va trop loin !

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      1. Alex the BTS trash‏ @LiterallyAlex_ 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion His face is like; Bitch i'm gonna stab you to death after this. 😂

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      1. Mainoboy your rich‏ @MainoboyR 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion top flight!!!!!!!!!!

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