@TheOnion I thought that was real for a second and my eyes immediately went to the only thing (potentially) of value, the purple thing.
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@TheOnion How about just $125,000? -
@FeelFreetuRT You spanner. Stop being po-faced and sociopolitical, it's@TheOnion - THERE'S A DOUBLE-PENETRATION DILDO IN THERE
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@TheOnion They could feed many homeless at $125k a pop -
@lanebeck09 You spanner. Stop being po-faced and sociopolitical, it's@TheOnion - THERE'S A DOUBLE-PENETRATION DILDO IN THERE -
@BarkingAtTheTV well now, why didn't you say so? That changes things entirely!
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@TheOnion Alcohol? U know if weed was legal those bags would be filled with bags.....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Variety or@TheOnion?": Inside The $125,000 Oscar Gift Bag http://onion.com/1AyQntY pic.twitter.com/2zOwqO3BLI
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